1. 31 May, 2012
    12:36
    When archeologists and historians look back from 500 years in the future to understand why humanity overwhelmingly agreed to destroy all language and any notions of culture, they might find this artifact highly relevant—just the best article I’ve ever read ever period, he totally guts words of any sort of meaning with the skill of a surgeon. There’s literally no way to walk away with an opinion from this…

    When archeologists and historians look back from 500 years in the future to understand why humanity overwhelmingly agreed to destroy all language and any notions of culture, they might find this artifact highly relevant—just the best article I’ve ever read ever period, he totally guts words of any sort of meaning with the skill of a surgeon. There’s literally no way to walk away with an opinion from this…

  2. 24 May, 2012
    12:41
    WAIT A SECOND, YOU MEAN PEOPLE WHO BELIVE THE STORIES ABOUT WARREN BEING A LIAR DON’T SUPPORT HER? THAT’S REALLY SURPRISING ERIC.

    WAIT A SECOND, YOU MEAN PEOPLE WHO BELIVE THE STORIES ABOUT WARREN BEING A LIAR DON’T SUPPORT HER? THAT’S REALLY SURPRISING ERIC.

  3. 22 May, 2012
    15:06

    hatethefuture asked: don't even get me started on fukuyama. we were ridiculing that shit in freshman college history seminars a decade ago.

    Well, a pharama corp. named “Endless” does seem all too fitting as an institutional parenthetical to the triumphant proclamation of the end of history. He is one of the most important ideological underpinnings to the post-wallfall/internet-steroid geo-political economy, and we need to keep shitting on him until the internet and global economy eat themselves in a disgusting and erotic act of survival through self-cannibalization. Shit will be epic even though it also will never happen.

  4. 11:42
    Newsweek: Head's Up! Let's Chat About OWS, The Arab Spring, and 'The Origins of Political Order'

    newsweek: “Join your nwktumblr, acclaimed political scientist Francis Fukuyama, and our books editor Lucas Wittmann to discuss the Arab Spring, Occupy Wall Street, and Fukuyama’s latest book, The Origins of Political Order, newly out in paperback. We’ll be chatting live 11:30 am EDT this morning. So…in…”

    [EVERY ONE PLEASE GO JOIN THIS AND FUCK WITH FUKUYAMA. THE GUY IS THE WORST FUCKING THEORIST ALIVE TODAY AND THE FACE OF NEO-LIBERAL FACISM. HE WROtE A BOOK ABOUT THE FALL THE BERLIN WALL CALLED “THE END OF HISTORY” AND IT WAS ABOUT HOW WE ARE NOW ENTERING THE UTOPIA PROMISED US BY MODERNITY VIA TECHNOLOGY AND THE FULL EXPANSION OF THE FREE MARKET. HE IS A IDIOT AND REPRESENTS WHY NO ONE TAKES AMERICAN ACADEMICS SERIOUSLY, DERRIDA ACTUALLY DEVOTED A WHOLE BOOK TO EXPLAINING WHAT AN IDIOT HE IS. THAT BOOK IS REALLY GOOD, IT’S CALLED SPECTRES OF MARX AND YOU SHOULD READ IT]

  5. 21 May, 2012
    12:47

    (Source: contextfreepatentart)

  6. 16 May, 2012
    11:34
    ohrohin: “I am apparently SEO bait” More evidence about how affirmative action is ruining a pure refined free-market. As a straight white male, I have to work twice as hard to make myself SEO bate. Obama and his cronies, with their identity politics and forced racism, are destroying america. #ronpaul 

    ohrohin:

    “I am apparently SEO bait”

    More evidence about how affirmative action is ruining a pure refined free-market. As a straight white male, I have to work twice as hard to make myself SEO bate. Obama and his cronies, with their identity politics and forced racism, are destroying america. #ronpaul 

  7. 11:24
    tpmmedia: “TPM’s Brian Beutler gives us a sneak preview of this summer’s long-awaited sequel to continuation of last year’s block buster hit congressional debt limit negotiations, with John Boehner already confirming that he is signed on to reprise his starring role as “The Speaker” going to erect the exact same requirements for raising the debt limit this coming winter which nearly led the country to default on its debt last August. In fact, it seems that the whole cast from the original is returning for the sequel, so prepare for the epic conclusion of the compelling and moving saga another round of congressional debt limit negotiations.” GET EXCITED FOR THE SEQUAL OF THE YEAR, REVISIT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE ZANY COMEDY SMASH LAST SUMMER AND SEE WHAT ANTICS THEY GET UP TO NOW. Some tips for full enjoyment: Drink heavily Try to ignore that it is happening at all Remind yourself how sad Boehner’s interior life and self must be (a guy who was so emotional over winning the position of top anal bureaucrat of the governing arm of corporations [congress] that he cried. “Thank you for choosing me as the top dude for lobbyists to pay to get shit they want done. You love me, you really love me!”)  If these fail, simply sit in garage, close all doors, and start your car before taking a nap. 

    tpmmedia: “TPM’s Brian Beutler gives us a sneak preview of this summer’s long-awaited sequel to continuation of last year’s block buster hit congressional debt limit negotiations, with John Boehner already confirming that he is signed on to reprise his starring role as “The Speaker” going to erect the exact same requirements for raising the debt limit this coming winter which nearly led the country to default on its debt last August. In fact, it seems that the whole cast from the original is returning for the sequel, so prepare for the epic conclusion of the compelling and moving saga another round of congressional debt limit negotiations.”

    GET EXCITED FOR THE SEQUAL OF THE YEAR, REVISIT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE ZANY COMEDY SMASH LAST SUMMER AND SEE WHAT ANTICS THEY GET UP TO NOW.

    Some tips for full enjoyment:

    • Drink heavily
    • Try to ignore that it is happening at all
    • Remind yourself how sad Boehner’s interior life and self must be (a guy who was so emotional over winning the position of top anal bureaucrat of the governing arm of corporations [congress] that he cried. “Thank you for choosing me as the top dude for lobbyists to pay to get shit they want done. You love me, you really love me!”) 
    • If these fail, simply sit in garage, close all doors, and start your car before taking a nap. 
  8. 15 May, 2012
    09:42

    tpmmedia:

    Video Playlist for The Most Important Question of 2012: Who has the best Mother’s Day Promotional Video?

    Barack and Mitt’s campaigns dropped thesetwo videos yesterday in celebration of Mother’s Day, providing an important contrast in how they love mothers.

    Presented here in this back-to-back screening: Two videos, two emotionally acoustic guitar soundtracks, two mothers, two sets of nostalgia soaked images…Only you can decide: Who is the best Momma’s Boy?

    [To be honest,  I’d rather watch “The Romneys”.(Premiering on NBC, this live-family sitcom is about a father, his wife, and their boys learning how to balance faith, family, and love as they all grow together. In the first episode we meet Mitt who starts to introduce his family to the audience in a monologue but ends up going back and forth between states of frothing rage over “the kids fucking his lawn up” and a vague, empty smile as he reflects nostalgically on his times selling paint as a child. When an audience member interjects that it was his father who was a paint salesman, Mitt will spit at them, scream “I am desire,      fuck you!” before taking out the secret Joseph Smith Legacy Member Account Gold Sword forged from Utah gold and committing seppuku on stage. AND THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING…JOIN THE ROMNEY’S EVERY WEEK AS THEY SEEK A TRULY “UNZIPPED” DESIRE. ROM 2012. 

    fyi…That’s basically how 2012 will go election wise, remember that you heard it here first]

  9. 10 May, 2012
    16:51
    Normally I’d totally brush this whole Romney bully thing off, but I made this grpahic for work and while I was doing so I was like “She’s totally right, and this is totally something that shouldn’t get lost in the rest of the shit ringing around the echo-chamber.” People learn how to hide their true impulses and personalities as they get older, being a politician is like being professionally trained to do so, and this report really reveals a Mitt who we may never see but one who has everything to do with his personal priorities. Also Matthew Shepard’s mom is a smart woman.

    Normally I’d totally brush this whole Romney bully thing off, but I made this grpahic for work and while I was doing so I was like “She’s totally right, and this is totally something that shouldn’t get lost in the rest of the shit ringing around the echo-chamber.” People learn how to hide their true impulses and personalities as they get older, being a politician is like being professionally trained to do so, and this report really reveals a Mitt who we may never see but one who has everything to do with his personal priorities. Also Matthew Shepard’s mom is a smart woman.

    (via tpmmedia)

  10. 15:08

    Snake Plissken responds to all current political debates, expressing the feeling that love should never demand a recognition by the bureaucratic  state apparatus and its representatives.

    (Source: wingwalker, via postnobulls)